TUTORIAL: Does anyone remember laughter?

Remember that bit in Almost Famous when Sapphire (Fairuza Balk) opens the backstage door at the Black Sabbath show and shouts, bottle in hand: "Does anybody remember laughterrrrr?"

I love that line, it reminds me of pure rock ’n roll fun! This look can take you from ‘night after’ to ‘ready to rock again’ faster than you can say Jack ’n coke! (Maybe this post should have been titled: "Does anybody remember last night?")

So… here's my big ole face, sans make up. This is a quick tutorial – if you're anything like me and my motley crew, the morning after a big night out, all we want is chocolate and peanut butter milkshakes in The Diner, so it's gotta be a quickie!



1. Moisturise like a mo fo – dehydration is THE ENEMY.
2. Add a little foundation/concealer/powder.
3. If you slept with your make up on, then shame on you. Remember, God kills a kitten every time you do that. But work it to your advantage and just wipe off everything apart from the mascara residue on your bottom lid, which automatically gives that look you're after!
4. Dab concealer/base on eyelid, then apply bronzer or bronze shadow just above the top and bottom lashlines.
5. Use as much kohl as is humanly possible, then line your top lashline with liquid liner.
6. I went with two coats of Diorshow, but use as many as you want and comb through, so you don't get a monolash (not hot!)
7. Use pink blush high up on cheeks, finishing with a little highlighter on cheeks and arches.

Here's one I made earlier:



1- Simply slick on a bit of concealer/pale pink lippie – you’re ready to rock, baby!

2- Go bold with red and get on that Jack again!


3- Go glossy, vampy and ‘back out to suck some blood’…


4 - Afternoon tea and cake anyone?


*Shortly after I took these, I opened the hot oven, stuck my face in it to check on my lunch and nearly lost an eyeball. Why do I never learn?!